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Squirrel Dealer

Squirrel Dealer

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Creature — Raccoon Lizard Bird

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

"You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."

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Oct 22, 2026
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Legality

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Rulings

Jan 19, 2018

You can choose any player not currently in your game. This includes people who used to be in your game but left it.

Jan 19, 2018

It doesn’t have to be someone who plays Magic. This may be fun.

Jan 19, 2018

If there’s no one around to make a decision, you can call or text someone if you need to. If there’s a physical action required, such as high-fiving, you’ll need someone there.